Pirates / Adventure Starters

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PIRATES:

“Mutiny!“
“Oh! A knife?“
“Mutiny, Captain.“
“When do we sail?“
“You flatter me, Captain.“
“It’s a pirate’s life for me.”
“Oh, drunk again, are ya?“
“The pirate all pirates fear.“
“Gentlemen, hoist the colors!“
“Why is the rum always gone?“
“Fire that musket and I cuts his throat…”
“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.“
“Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.“
“Do you even have a ship, a crew… pants?“
“That’s hardly appropriate for the first mate.“
“I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.“
“Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!“
“That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.”
“There should be a ‘Captain’ in there somewhere.”
“That will be 40 lashes and then you walk the plank.“
“And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck.“
“Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.“
“It means that all that treasure is only a boat ride away!“
“You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.“
“But, my arms were free and my sword was still in my hand.“
“If I don’t kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.“
“So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?“
“Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.“
“Without the map, we’re dead. If we try to leave, we’re dead. If we stay here…“
“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.“
“I thought I should give you fair warning, we’re taking the ship. Nothing personal.“
“Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not?“
“This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen.”
“You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.“
“They will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do!”

MORE PIRATES:

“I’m not about to lose the ship…”
“What do we do, captain?!”
“As your captain, I order you to shut the fuck up.”
“It’s time for you to walk the plank. It’s not an actual plank, just get off the boat.”
“We’re getting so close to the treasure, I can almost taste it.”
“A storm’s brewin’.”
“What the fuck do you think a pirate looks like? Should I have an eyepatch and a talking parrot?”
“The journey was NOT the real treasure. I want gold.”
“There’s no way I’m letting them find the chest first.”
“It’s an old legend…”
“How are you already seasick?”
“Get out your gun.”
“Don’t ask questions; just hold the map.”
“No, you can’t steer the ship.”
“We’re pirates. Stealing is kind of our thing.”
“Crap, the navy is after us.”
“I’d let the stars guide the way, but there’s too much goddamn pollution.”
“Murder is a hobby by now.”
“I’ve been looking for this lost artifact for so many years and I don’t think I’ll ever find it.”

ADVENTURE:

Let’s go on an adventure!
I think we might be lost.
Want to explore a cave?
We should go visit the desert!
Lets go on vacation!
Did you bring a gun?
I wish you would have brought the map.
Who knew the ocean was this big?
Where are we again?
Is that a pirate ship?
I think we might be half way up the mountain
We should explore that temple
Japan sounds like a great place for an adventure!
How many trees do you think this forest has?
Get out your sword!
I think we might be trapped.
You could try hacking that computer system.
Maybe we’ll find a dragon.
You do realize that swinging from vines isn’t actually that easy, right?
We should start a campfire
This mountain is huge

REVOLUTION:

 "I would rather die than give in to the likes of you.“
 "We’re the ones that are in the right. Someday everybody will see that.”
 "Without freedom, what are we? Just sheep waiting for the slaughter.“
 "You’ve chosen your way, and I… I’ve chosen mine.”
 "War kills everything. The land. The people. The very humanity inside of you.“
 "I’m afraid… afraid of what all of this is doing to you.”
 "You can’t call this living!“
 "In the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? We all die.”
 "Why don’t you just stop? Why do you have to do this?“
 "Tell ___ that I love them… and I’m sorry.”
 "We can’t give up now. Remember what we’re fighting for!“
 "Please don’t go! We need you here right now!”
 "I’m glad that you’ll be by my side in the new world we’re making.“
 "They think they can get away with this. We have to prove them wrong.”
 "They dare to rise up against us. Let’s crush them.“
 "People are dying! And you still think this is justified?”
 "The people on top, all they care about is looking out for themselves.“
 "What’s happened to you? You used to fight for the right side. Now I’m not so sure anymore.”
 "We’ve been fighting for so long… I’m so tired.“
 "I don’t think anyone remembers why we even started all of this.”
 "I want you to know I may not come back from this. But I have to do it.“
 "Everyone thinks it’ll all be better once we’ve won. They don’t yet see the scars we’ll have to deal with afterward.”
 "It’s dark. Will you hold my hand?“
 "Be quiet. They’re searching for us.”
 "Find them. If they resist… make an example out of them.“