Tonight’s top quotes by Local Lizardman, Holmes:

1. I keep ripping my skin off and putting it in my pocket cause I don’t want to stand up

2. I think I just peed out an entire pot of coffee
3. Roses are red / violets are blue / I don’t know poetry / how about you?
4. I butchered it 
5. It does NOT stay mainly in the plains! / I KNOW ONLY THE SHAME OF THAT SOURCE

6. honestly people who get their panties in a twist over the producers are too puritan to be my friend

7. The Labyrinth: Nonsensical Nightmare Fuel Starring Jareth’s Bulge!
   Costars: A Sparkly Dress! Horrors that will never end! Decapitated furbies! And David Bowie!

8. THAT PROJECTS PAST ALL THE SETH ROGANING EVER

9. I really do like reorganizing  –  its a good squirrel job
10. *wheezes* *makes strange broken BRKAWX sound* I AM CHANNELING CHARLES VANE.