🍴 Andre

{ Food Headcanons }

Andre is a menace in a kitchen, to the point that on his estate there was a ban not only in his own household but also in all establishments where he may be known to be party. Even the military cooks had heard of the curse over this man’s head and banished him from the mess tent entirely – he was welcome to eat with the other men in other areas, but was never permitted to be where food was being prepared and – frankly – he does not lament it one wit.