[Sentence Starters] Galavant S01

rp-grannies:

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^  

• ❝ True love was never this ecstatic, nor as wildly acrobatic! ❞
  
• ❝ In a few moments we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land. ❞
  
• ❝ Tonight, you will join me in my bed. ❞
  
• ❝ Your family has killed the last four generations of chefs in my family… It’s not a great job. ❞
  
• ❝ I want to liberate his head from his neck and then punt the bloody wreck sky high. ❞
  
• ❝ When he tells me to fetch, those are my favorite moments. ❞
  
• ❝ I come from a long family of lovers… You can’t fight genetics. ❞
  
• ❝ You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past 10 minutes. ❞
  
• ❝ Can we swap horses? Yours looks so much softer. ❞
  
• ❝ Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Promise me that right now. ❞
  
• ❝ If you want your wife to respect you, you’ve gotta earn her respect. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s 1256. The ‘your mama’ jokes, they’re getting really old. ❞
  
• ❝ Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up. ❞
  
• ❝ Pick up your sword. ❞
  
• ❝ King Dick’s not gonna know what hit him. ❞
  
• ❝ So we’re eating the rooster or are we keeping the rooster? Because if we’re eating the rooster, I’m not naming him. ❞
  
• ❝ You’re frigid and demanding, I shudder at your call. ❞
  
• ❝ Whenever you come near me, my flesh begins to crawl. ❞
  
• ❝ Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. ❞
  
• ❝ You’re unlovable, (Name). ❞
  
• ❝ My people will treat you like a Princess. ❞
  
• ❝ I know we’ve had our ups and downs. I mean, just days ago you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe. ❞
  
• ❝ Your son with an ‘o’ was my sun with a ‘u’. ❞
  
• ❝ I trained in monologues, not poetry! ❞
  
• ❝ We need to find more activities we can do together. ❞
  
• ❝ He’s a [BLEEP], you [BLEEP] things up, [BLEEP] you in the [BLEEP] chair with the [BLEEP] and knees [BLEEP] is taking it [BLEEP] out that on [BLEEP]. ❞
  
• ❝ All you need to be pirates is a dark heart and a wicked disregard for other people’s lives. ❞
  
• ❝ It would be mondo satisfying to cut your face off and sew it back on inside out. ❞
  
• ❝ Did I just cut your hand? ❞
  
• ❝ Where are you going? It’s time for four-o-clock-fool-around. ❞
  
• ❝ If you’re developing a conscience, then you’re of no good to me. ❞
  
• ❝ Please stop talking. ❞
  
• ❝ My God, just get a room, you two. ❞
  
• ❝ Sorry. I don’t always listen when you talk. ❞
  
• ❝ I ate my feelings. And a lot of bread. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m going to conquer and kill, and spread bastard children throughout the land like wildflower seeds. ❞
  
• ❝ Where’s that bloody door? ❞
  
• ❝ Well, how the Hell are we supposed to get up there? ❞
  
• ❝ Now, I know you’re not a hugger, but if you were? I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket mode of love. ❞
  
• ❝ Stop being dumb, take the offer to be my shag hag. ❞
  
• ❝ I don’t like it when men touch my face. ❞
  
• ❝ You have a very bleak view of the world. ❞
  
• ❝ Let’s spike the soup with some arsenic. ❞
  
• ❝ If you eat that last danish, I will reach down your throat, pull it out, and beat you to death with it! ❞
  
• ❝ Die, swine! Rot in Hell! ❞
  
• ❝ Your breath reminds me of the time I found my uncle’s body in a well. ❞
  
• ❝ Speaking to you is one of my favorite things to do. ❞
  
• ❝ Sure, I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that? I’m all about a woman’s rights. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me! ❞
  
• ❝ Ah, you’re so pretty, but not just your face, your brain. It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. ❞