* pick-a-fight meme

vhsmeme:

• ‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’
• ‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’
  
• ‘ so what? ’
  
• ‘ i don’t give a shit. ’
• ‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’
  
• ‘ are you serious! ’
  
• ‘ how could you let this happen! ’
• ‘ kiss. my. ass. ’
• ‘ oh, did i do that? silly me.

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• ‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’
  
• ‘ admit it. i was right. ’
• ‘ get out. ’
  
• ‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’
  
• ‘ yeah? make me. ’
  
• ‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’
• ‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 
  
• ‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’
  
• ‘ have fun getting home. ’
  
• ‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’
  
• ‘ get your hands out of my face. ’
  
• ‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’
  
• ‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 
• ‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’
  
• ‘ hey, fuck you! ’
  
• ‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’
  
• ‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’
• ‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’
• ‘ eat my shorts. ’
  
• ‘ this blows! ’ 
  

• ‘ don’t tempt me. ’