“This might as well happen.” [ @ t.ham bc this line wasn’t on the list so i’m morally obligated to write it myself ]

{ John Mulaney Starters }

“James – “ Thomas was very near to the verge of laughter, and he knew his dear lieutenant would not appreciate that, especially in light of his current – position. “How did this even happen?” He wondered, crouching down to take hold of Orpheus’ collar in order to draw the large hunting hound off the man. He didn’t bother

Eurydice – she seemed quite content in her position grooming the man’s hair, and she did have a habit of biting whenever things she had dubbed hers fell under threat.