❛ you have the moral backbone of a sponge cake. ❜ [ @ silver listen chocolate eclaires didnt exist yet i dont think so i had to cHANGE IT ]

{ John Mulaney Starters }

It was on the tip of his tongue to remind Flint that he did not know a goddamn thing about him – to point out the glaring chasm between them that was formed of Flint’s own fucking ignorance – but instead he simply responded flatly, “The men don’t give a shit about my backbone, but if they did I think you’d find they enjoy sponge cake to rotten garbage, so what’s your complaint? So long as my morals have aligned with yours, you’ve gotten what you wanted have you not?”