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This is a permanent starter call for an AU Eleanor Guthrie, of Starz’ Black Sails explicitly. Her design falls in line with the main verse of Charles Vane, and her perspectives on it can be found here. Whether or not additional verses will be crafted for her will depend on her development over time.
These calls give me a heads up on who is open to interacting with whom ( which is handy for those who have exclusives among my crew! ) and gives me an excuse to kick you starters whenever something crosses the mind, or blow up your inbox knowing who would be most wanted.
These calls also serve as a final tag dump – when this call is posted it indicates a character has been fully moved into the blog and is ready for action!
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‘ look, what i’m more worried about is you. ’ | William to Horatio
“Mister Bush – “ Horatio could do without coddling from this quarter, and was quite ready to make his opinion on the matter known before he noted the man’s expression. There was nothing in the older man’s features that indicated he meant offense – indeed, he seemed as earnest and loyal as ever, and Horatio even at the height of his melancholy found he could not bring himself to berate the man for attempting to alleviate it as best he could.
Returning his attentions to the paperwork upon his desk rather than continue to wither beneath his lieutenant’s concerned gaze, Horatio traced the line of their best passage north before remarking in a milder tone, “The cause of your concern shall pass as it ever does. It is merely the start of our voyage – shameful as it may be, I will acquire my sealegs in short order.”
His mood, admittedly, was mostly in relation to the fact that despite all his years in service to His Majesty’s Navy, he still had yet to defeat his greatest and most trying of adversaries.
Bloody seasickness.
‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ | Edward to Horatio
{ Hurt Prompts }
Horatio’s jaw worked as he considered his answer. The bruising in question was courtesy of one of the more recently pressed men – and though it was unacceptable by the articles, the man’s plight was one Horatio believed would only be exacerbated by the sort of discipline his actions would incur if brought to the captain. This was something that could be managed, and would doubtless pass as the man settled – presently, Oldroyd was looking after him, and Horatio had no doubt his men would get the fellow settled in short order.
Nevertheless, Horatio found when he glanced toward the captain after too long silent, he knew that to lie would be a grave error. His punishment aboard the Justinian for just such an offense as a midshipman sprang to mind, though he found the impending threat of Pellew’s disappointment to be a far greater motivation toward speaking truthfully now, rather than having it come about in another manner.
“A slight disagreement with one of our newer crew members, sir. Nothing that is not already being handled.” If he could refrain from the name, then by God, he would do so. “I assure you sir, it is not so nearly bad as it looks. Matthews is preparing a mixture so it may be better concealed, however.”
* soft angst starters
- ‘ stay with me tonight? ’
‘ don’t talk. save your strength. ’
- ‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’
‘ i’ll be right here. don’t worry. ’
- ‘ i think we’re done. ’
‘ hold my hand. ’
‘ it’s all been a lie, hasn’t it? ’
- ‘ we’re out of time. ’
- ‘ you’ll always be a friend. ’
- ‘ just hold me. ’
- ‘ i have to leave you behind. i’m sorry. ’
- ‘ don’t do that. it’ll only hurt. ’
- ‘ go on, cry. ’
- ‘ keep your eyes open. ’
‘ can i hug you? ’
‘ i trusted you. ’
- ‘ do you remember? ’
- ‘ i loved you. ’
* question starters
- ‘ how could you? ’
- ‘ where were you? ’
‘ what are you running from? ’
‘ what’s wrong? ’
‘ do you want a blanket? ’
‘ did you throw a rock through my fucking window? ’
‘ are you even listening? ’
‘ oh, is that the story? ’
‘ are you drunk? ’
‘ are you lost? ’
‘ are you trying to hug me? ’
‘ what are you staring at? ’
‘ is this your idea of a sick joke? ’
- ‘ do you still care about me? ’
- ‘ forget something? ’
- ‘ leaving so soon? ’
- ‘ will you cut it out? ’
- ‘ who did this? ’
‘ does it look like i’m laughing? ’
- ‘ were you singing? ’
- ‘ is that a bruise? ’
- ‘ is that blood? ’
- ‘ are you trying to get us killed? ’
- ‘ was that an apology? ’
- ‘ did you hang up on me just now? ’
- ‘ can we leave? ’
- ‘ well, did you? ’
- ‘ you started those rumors? ’
‘ are you in trouble? ’
* hurt prompts
- ‘ are you bleeding? ’
- ‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’
- ‘ where does it hurt? ’
- ‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’
- ‘ how did you get that black eye? ’
- ‘ you should see the other guy. ’
- ‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’
- ‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’
- ‘ i’ll get some ice. ’
- ‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’
- ‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’
- ‘ what’s wrong with you? ’
- ‘ you can barely stand. ’
- ‘ did you throw the first punch? ’
- ‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’
- ‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’
- ‘ at least bandage it. ’
- ‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’
- ‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’
‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’
‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’
‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’
‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’
‘ what happened to you? ’
‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’
‘ are those bandages? ’
‘ you need stitches. ’
‘ look out for that tree branch. ’
‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’
‘ lean on me. ’
‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’
‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’
‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’
‘ lie down. ’
‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’
‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’
‘ wake up! wake up! ’
‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’
‘ look at your face! ’
* the devotion of suspect x starters
the devotion of suspect x is a novel by
keigo higashino. tw: murder and suicide.
‘ i’m sorry, but i can’t think of anything. ’
‘ this is rather important, so please be honest. ’
- ‘ it’s a waste of time. ’
‘ now that’s unusual. ’
- ‘ look, what i’m more worried about is you. ’
- ‘ rest up. i’ll call. ’
- ‘ please keep them safe. ’
‘ take it and leave. ’
‘ anything to report today? ’
‘ you scare me sometimes, you know. ’
‘ don’t go blaming the rules of the game. ’
‘ wait, are you really angry? ’
‘ i’ve got a lot to do, so if you have a really good reason for coming here, out with it. ’
- ‘ it pains me to have to tell you these things. ’
‘ you burned your clothes? ’
‘ just follow my instructions and everything will be all right. ’
‘ do you remember anything? ’
‘ my brain is nowhere near awake enough to understand whatever you just said. ’
‘ what are you doing here? oh, and before you say it, ‘ i was eating ice cream ’ isn’t an acceptable answer. ’
‘ i just wasn’t feeling well, so i slept in. ’
- ‘ i don’t blame you at all. ’
‘ hey, if you won’t let me in i’ll just wait here. ’
‘ he’s dead. i killed him. ’
- ‘ why are you here? go away. ’
‘ and even after it all started, i helped. i killed him, too. ’
‘ well, i have a few more things to take care of here. ’
- ‘ what do you care if i do a little poking around myself? ’
‘ just know that they’ll be keeping a close watch on us, so be ready for that. ’
‘ don’t you dare. ’
‘ out of my way! ’
- ‘ do you have any family? ’
- ‘ is that your smoking gun that links me to this case? ’
- ‘ it seems to me that you have two options hide the fact that anything happened, or hide the fact that you had anything to do with it. ’
- ‘ and unless some new facts come to life, i don’t see this investigation going in a different direction. ’
‘ it doesn’t matter. i don’t want to talk to you. ’
- ‘ however, there is a chance that this was an attempted suicide. ’
‘ where are you going now? ’
‘ the murder took place on the night of the tenth. ’
‘ have a listen. ’
‘ don’t think i can promise that. ’
‘ are you telling me you thought of all of that right there on the spot? ’
‘ the evidence is plain to see. ’
‘ i’ll call the police. ’
- ‘ there was a picture, too. ’
‘ i take it this comes as a surprise? ’
‘ stop talking in riddles. ’
- ‘ i don’t much believe it myself. i’m just saying it’s one of several possibilities. ’
- ‘ what did you expect? ’
‘ nothing sad about it. ’
100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’
I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.
- “You’re a disappointment to me.”
- “I don’t care if you live or die.”
- “I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”
- “How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”
- “Go. Just go.”
- “If you come back, I won’t be here.”
- “I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”
- “Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”
- “I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”
- “Leave and don’t come back, ever.”
- “Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”
- “You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”
- “Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”
- “I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”
- “I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”
- “You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”
- “I don’t care.”
- “Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”
- “You’re such a piece of shit.”
- “I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”
- “You’re so stupid.”
- “Why do I waste my time with you?”
- “You’re not the person I thought you were.”
- “Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”
- “I deserve so much better.”
- “We’re not friends. We were never friends!”
- “I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”
- “I never want to see you again.”
- “You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”
- “Don’t apologize – you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”
- “No, I’m never giving you another chance!”
- “I wish you were never born.”
- “You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”
- “I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”
- “When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”
- “Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”
- “I don’t know what they see in you.”
- “You’re an embarrassment to me.”
- “You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”
- “I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”
- “God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”
- “How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”
- “Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”
- “How can you even live with yourself?”
- “If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”
- “Being with you was the worst time of my life.”
- “You’re a monster.”
- “Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”
- “I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”
- “You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”
- “Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”
- “You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”
- “I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”
- “If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”
- “Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”
- “Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”
- “You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”
- “Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”
- “Look at you. You’re disgusting.”
- “Stop making me look bad.”
- “You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”
- “Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”
- “Go play in traffic.”
- “Fuck off.”
- “If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”
- “How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”
- “I can’t even look at you right now.”
- “It was all a lie.”
- “I never loved you, and I never will.”
- “Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”
- “You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”
- “Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”
- “I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”
- “For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”
- “An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”
- “You’re everything I hate in a person.”
- “I wish you were dead.”
- “You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”
- “What a sad sack of shit you are.”
- “My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”
- “How could you? You bastard!”
- “I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”
- “Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”
- “You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”
- “Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”
- “Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”
- “Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”
- “Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”
- “You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”
- “I can’t stand people like you.”
- “Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”
- “If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”
- “I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”
- “If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”
- “I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”
- “I’m disgusted by you.”
- “Fuck you!”
- “If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”
- “I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”
- “I hate you.”
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