16,23,29

{ Interview Holmes }

16. ice cream, candy, pie or cookies? 

Ice cream is a year round thing and I enjoy it immensely; I’ve kind of outgrown candy but I do indulge from time to time in sour things; I see pie as a fall / winter dessert mainly; cookies are a devil’s food snack and I love them. I cannot really choose between the lot cause I do by some measure enjoy them all but I can at least put them into order of favorite to least, and that would be ice cream, pie, cookies, candy.

23. anything spooky happen this week? 

Not unless you count me being scared out of my wits by my Bother Harri alarm, the occasional terrorism from Boo, or the nightmarish panic-wake ups I had five different times while attempting to nap for work today, nu.

29. list your top two movies.

This is such an ignorant request because I literally have an entire wall of DVD’s containing my favorites because I only buy things I know I’m going to watch repeatedly or are part of a research journey and are stupidly affordable. I think right now though I would have to go with POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl, and Hornblower: Frogs and Lobsters.

“ There are no gods here. ” | Joji to Silver cause THAT’S NOT OMINOUS AS FUCK- esp considering his religious beliefs imply there are gods/spirits in EVERYTHING

{ Iconic Lines }

He honestly couldn’t say what was more alarming. The fact that this man could in fact speak – or that when he chose to do so, it was to lay down something like this. For a moment, he simply stared – then, despite his better judgement, he responded with a frank and full honesty.

“Well, this is English soil. If there were any gods here, they’d have been the first among the slaughtered.”

“you cannot kill me in any way that matters.” from anne to theo !

{ Iconic Lines }

“Were I here with the intent to kill you ma’am, I am sure your words would be of little concern to me, as there is little use for metaphor and hope in the eyes of England.” 

A voice inside his head that sounded suspiciously like Gillette saw fit to point out that wasn’t a very patriotic thing to say, but the facts were the facts. When it came to piracy and all that it represented, most especially the hope, England saw only a threat – and anything England considered a threat, she took every ardent effort to destroy.  

“Thankfully for both of us,” He pressed on pleasantly, “I have no intention of killing anyone any time soon, if its all the same to you.” 

20. favorite cryptid(s)? and no your own sleeping schedule doesn’t count (though it does count /as/ a cryptid)

{ Interview Holmes } 

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I kind of love that my sleeping schedule is a cryptid while I myself somehow manage to not be – that right there is some arcane bullshit and I approve. 

That said – interestingly enough I am not a big fan of cryptids, generally speaking. When I was writing as Robert Small I did do some delving into that community despite it being something I actively avoid ( the Bigfoot and Alien enthusiasts out here drive me mental ) and I did some isolated research into the Dover Demon and Mothman, ultimately choosing to create my own mythos for the former and treat the latter as a running joke.  

Beyond that, I have done some extensive writing and research in regard to mer-culture and the like but I generally need to be in a very particular mood to want to do anything mer related. Sea monsters, serpents and of course, the beloved kraken, are deeply important to me though and considering the nature of this blog, I really ought to write more about them.

I suppose if there is any cryptid that holds true significance for me outside of writing, it would probably be hellhounds and the wendigo. While the former is simply something I have done a lot of study in due to my fascination with mythology and demonology, the latter is actually very close to home in the fact I was raised up on the legend. I did delve at one point into research on the wendigo and my findings still chill me today, so it is something I prefer not to look at too closely anymore. 

re: loving him, flint does NOT know this flint has NEVER known this where’s the EVIDENCE

Thomas is appalled that evidence is required and simply for this remarks that it was probably destroyed in England.

Hal is making the big shrugging Really Bitch? face right now because his whole fucking career the past near decade should be proof enough you redheaded little twit.

Silver considers the request for proof one of the more valid things Flint has requested of him and just gestures vaguely to That Verse.

Vane doesn’t believe he needs to prove a goddamn thing, so let me gesture to that verse for him.

Theodore is not at all surprised that Flint requires proof, because, and I quote, “For a man of such big and wonderful ideas for the world, he is held back primarily by his inability to see himself in that future, because he lacks the fundamental capacity to forgive himself enough to allow it. So long as he considers himself a criminal against his own heart, he cannot comprehend the idea that broken piece of him is deserving of tenderness.”

So there’s that.

The only others who have interacted with him haven’t killed him so I mean, that has to account for something. Also Julia says the proof is in how many of her shirts she let him steal as a wee bairn.

rtherpmeme:

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –

 FIRSTS –

“Hey… Can we try something new?”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax…”

“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”

“I want my first time to be with you.”

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”

 PUBLIC AFFAIRS –

“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.”

“Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”

“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”

“Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.”

“Are you serious? Here? Now?” 
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”

  PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. –

“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”
“Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”
“Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.”


“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”


“Can I put you on my to-do list?”

“I can’t take my eyes off of you.“


“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“Kiss the hell out of me. Please.”
“You can stay but your clothes must go.”

“I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.”

“Does this feel good?”

“Take a bath with me?”

“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”


“Where do you think you’re going?”
“And how are you going to make it up to me?”
“My sexual preference is often.” 
“i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “

“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”

 HOT && HEAVY –  

“You make such adorable sounds.”

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “


“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”

“do you know how bad i want you?”
“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”
“Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.”


“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”


“We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.”

“get on your knees.”
“oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” 
“what’s my name?”

“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”


“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“don’t stop!”

“Please. I need you. Now.”


“i want you to fuck me.”

“Should we use rope or handcuffs?”

“beg for it.”
“bend over.”

“Let me hear you sing for me.”


“you are already turned on ~?”


“swallow it. all of it.”

  MISC –

“ Come sit on my lap, love “


“ You look so gorgeous right now…”


“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “


“ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “


“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”


“ Mmm… do you like that? “


“Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.”


“I wore these panties just for you.”

“You are mine, never forget that.”


“Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.”
“You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”


“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You wanna help me out of this?”

* interview the writer

vhsmeme:

send a number. a mix of serious and fun.

  1. what color do you associate with your muse?
  2. is there a song that reminds you of your muse?
  3. how do you get yourself out of a writing funk?
  4. do you have any advice for other writers?
  5. would you hug your muse?
  6. how are you and your muse alike?
  7. how are you and your muse different?
  8. do you follow canon, or dump it in the trash?
  9. best scene featuring your muse? (chapter, film, episode)
  10. talk about your writing
  11. fluff or angst?
  12. favorite book?
  13. how are you?
  14. ghosts or monsters?
  15. what does your name mean?
  16. ice cream, candy, pie or cookies?
  17. what motivates you?
  18. are you a jedi master? 
  19. describe love
  20. favorite cryptid(s)?
  21. do you believe in extraterrestrial life?
  22. mcdonald’s or burger king?
  23. anything spooky happen this week?
  24. share a funny story 
  25. are you religious?
  26. what are you doing right now?
  27. describe yourself in two words
  28. metal, folk, pop or ambient?
  29. list your top two movies
  30. most used emoji?
  31. favorite comic book character?

fairglenned:

Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck

  • “ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”
  • “ I am a monument to all your sins. “
  • “ I’ll do whatever you want. ”
  • “ Then perish. ”
  • “ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”
  • “ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”
  • “ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”
  • “ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”
  • “ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”
  • “ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”
  • “ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”
  • “ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”
  • “ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”
  • “ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”
  • “ Tell me the name of God. ”
  • “ Can you feel your heart burning? ”
  • “ Can you feel the struggle within? ”
  • “ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”
  • “ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”
  • “ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”
  • “ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”
  • “ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”
  • “ God wishes he were me. ”
  • “ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”
  • “ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”
  • “ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”
  • “ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”
  • “ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”
  • “ There are no gods here. ”
  • “ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”
  • “ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”
  • “ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”
  • “ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”
  • “ Pick a god and pray. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”
  • “ Bold of you to assume I can die. “