“Who?” Eh, it didn’t matter, really. “I don’t smash strangers – and I especially don’t smash admirals these days. Bit of a mess, all things considered.”
“How the fuck should I know?” Considering what little he knew of the woman amounted to a warmongering tyrant he hardly imagined an opportunity might arise in which he’d be finding out. Unless this was something he was supposed answer based on looks – in which case, he still didn’t fucking know, because when the fuck was he supposed to have seen a goddamn queen? “Probably a pass – I can’t see an English noblewoman being near entertaining enough and frankly, I’ve had my fill of their castaways enough to know the ones deeply embroiled in the idea of their importance will only annoy the fuck out of me.”
The ladies because they respect him too much to put him in an awkward / terrifying position. Weatherby, because he is straight and also forever married to Theodosia, even though she has long since passed on. And Jack Sparrow, because he is completely married to James Norrington, Armando Salazar and for reasons beyond anyone’s comprehension, one particular cuddlefish.
“That would be because nobody here is that fucking stupid, I would imagine.”
——Mun is going to interject here on Charles’ behalf because this is a very situational dependent one! And unlike Gates this boy respects the fourth wall for now and for the love of all things fluffy, let’s keep it that way.
In That Verse the chances are he might smash depending on circumstances and how it all played out. He may also take a smash in the verse where he fucks off to Lamara.
Pretty much everything else is a pass, mainly because they tend to always be on the opposite ends of the spectrum. However stranger things have certainly happened.
“Never really was one for craning my neck so much,” Hal chuckled, shaking his head, “Don’t get me wrong – I adore the lad, and I think he’s got plenty of takers to contend with as is without me vying in on top of it all. I’d much rather pass and keep him on as a friend than have to spend the rest of eternity with a cane just to sweep away his hopeful and hungry fan club.” Hal was too damn territorial and possessive to be with a man as sought after and lovely as Joji – and he fucking knew it.
“Oh, I think that would depend on a few factors – but if he seems interested I am hardly going to turn him down. He’s quite the delightful – if sometimes devilish – fellow, and I’ve never been one to turn away from an adventure. I’m quite certain courting Captain Flint would qualify as one of those.”
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