Sinday Memes

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Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

  • “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
  • “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
  • “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
  • “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
  • “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
  • “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
  • “Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
  • “You look really cute in that sweater.”
  • “Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
  • “No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
  • “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
  • “You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
  • “God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
  • “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
  • “Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
  • “First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
  • “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
  • “Could you hold my hand?”
  • “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
  • “I really love holding you, darling.”
  • “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
  • “Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
  • “Your lips are really warm.”
  • “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
  • “No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
  • “My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
  • “Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
  • “Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
  • “You don’t need to leave so soon.”
  • “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
  • “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
  • “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
  • “You make me so happy.”
  • “Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”
  • “You made these cupcakes for me?”
  • “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
  • “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
  • “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
  • “You make me feel so damn gushy.”
  • “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
  • “Would you mind if I kissed you?”
  • “Are you sugar personified or something?”
  • “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
  • “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
  • “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
  • “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
  • “Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
  • “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
  • “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”

Angry Sexual Tension

  • “If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
  • “Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
  • “It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
  • “What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
  • “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
  • “You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
  • “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
  • “Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
  • “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
  • “Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
  • “You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
  • “Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
  • “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
  • “If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
  • “Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
  • “I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
  • “Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
  • “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

Slightly NSFW 

  • “kiss me… there again —”
  • “mm… please… i love it when you do that…”
  • “i love the way you touch me…”
  • “come closer; i want to feel you”
  • “your hips feel so good in my hands”
  • “a–ah… that – tickles…”
  • “you are already turned on ?”
  • “i can’t wait until we’re alone…”
  • “is it alright if i touch you here?”

Slightly More NSFW

  • “can i take it in?”
  • “i am going to put it in now…”
  • “please… i need you”
  • “i’m dying to feel you inside me…”
  • “mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”
  • “you look gorgeous…”
  • “you look so hot like this”
  • “i love the way you blow me…”
  • “i’ll go slow for now”
  • “faster, please…”
  • “m–more…
  • “wanna… sit on my lap?”
  • “bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”
  • “god… you look so delicious standing like this…”
  • “mm… i love the way your mouth feels around me”

Dirty Talk 

  • “If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
  • “What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
  • “It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
  • “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
  • “I need to feel you inside me.”
  • “Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
  • “Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
  • “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
  • “When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
  • “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
  • “I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
  • “I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
  • “I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
  • “I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
  • “We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
  • “You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
  • “Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
  • “If you play your cards right, you’ve got some fun coming your way.”
  • “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
  • “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
  • “I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
  • “It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”

NSFW Bondage Starters

  • “I’d just love to tie you up.”
  • “Stop making noises, or I’ll have to gag you.”
  • “You look so pretty all tied up.”
  • “L-let me go…I want to touch you..”
  • “We’ll start with your wrists.”
  • “You look like you’re ready for your favorite toy.”
  • “Does it hurt?”
  • “I didn’t know you liked this stuff…it’s hot.”
  • “*shiver* you’re such a tease..”
  • “So I won’t be able to see/hear/taste/smell?”
  • “Why do you have all these restraints in your closet?”
  • “Arrest me, officer.”
  • “I think I tied this wrong..”
  • “Have you had enough?”
  • “You can do anything you want to me.”
  • “Just your wrists. If you don’t like it, we can stop.”
  • “Th-that–it feels good-”
  • “I prefer chains/rope/silk/handcuffs/etc.”
  • “It feels like I’ve been kidnapped by a god/dess.”
  • “P-please–”
  • “If you want me to give in, you’ll have to make me.”
  • “I can’t see your beautiful body with this over my eyes..”
  • “Can you hear me?”
  • “You’ll be able to feel it better when I spank/tickle/flog/pinch/etc. you.”
  • “Put this on.”
  • “Let’s pick a safe word.”