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♦ Billy ( but the word ‘tree’ is not allowed )

{ First Impressions }

But tree is literally the first word that comes to mind! 

“Big.” That is cheating but it’s fairly accurate – Jack is generally quite content with the fact that he is a small man, on account of the fact most men were in that day and age. Billy, however, is an absolute hulk of a contrary point to that general rule, and it’s really a little awe inspiring. You can restrict the word tree but you can’t change the fact that Billy Bones is a really big man, and Jack has definitely noticed that he needs to sway back less for effect and more to just see when Billy happens to be in the picture. 

♦ Armando

{ First Impressions }

“Rival.” Jack’s first impression of Armando had been an impressive one – he had heard well of the legendary Butcher, and as a man who had both a deep wealth of contempt for pirates and a desire to see the Caribbean cleansed of them, Jack had initially seen Armando as a true champion toward that cause – and when he met him, that they were pitted against one another due to unfortunate circumstantial timing simply bred into Jack a hope that in outwitting the man, he would in turn create a rival – for all legendary men had one, after all. 

bold everything your muse has done! ( 

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broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a near death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something | been hung over | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high | been slipped something in their food/drink | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost | skipped class/work | learned an instrument | gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped | been brainwashed/hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating  | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | been tied/chained up | cursed someone | stabbed someone | saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed | been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust | gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | used a fake name | been tortured | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road sailing? trip | been in love

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bold what your muse can do.
italicize for something they can do to some extent.
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bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | fly a plane | train a dog/cat | fix a car | apologize | write a business letter | write in a second language |say the alphabet backwards | read music | cook complex meals | change oil | paint nails | draw | socialize | march | take apart a gun | drive a rig | operate a tank | climb a tree | rock climb | tie a cherry stem | basic first-aid | draw blood | put out a fire

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Character Flaws

Active / Consistent – Bold
Passive / Infrequent – Italic
Never Applicable – Strike

absent-minded  |  abusive  |   addict   |  adrenaline junkie  |  aggressive  |  aimless  | alcoholic  | anxious  |  arrogant  |  audacious  |  bad liar  |  bigmouth  |  bigot  |   blindly loyal  |  blunt  |  callous  |  childish  |  chronic heroism   |  cheater  |  clingy  |  clumsy  |  cocky  |  codependent  |  competitive  |  corrupt  |  cowardly  |  cruel  |  cynical  |  delinquent  |  delusional  |  dependent  |  depressed  |  deranged  |  disloyal  |  ditzy  |  egotistical  |  envious |  erratic  |  fickle  |  finicky  |  fixated  |  flaky  |  frail  |  fraudulent  |  foul mouthed |  guilt complex  |  gloomy  |  gluttonous  |  gossiper  |  gruff  |  grudge holding  |  gullible  |  hedonistic  |  humorless  |  hypochondriac  | hypocritical  |  idealist   | idiotic  |  ignorant  |  immature |  impatient  |  incompetent  |  indecisive  |  insecure  |  insensitive  |  lazy |  lewd |  liar  | lustful  |  manipulative  |  masochistic  |   meddlesome  | melodramatic | money-loving  |  moody  |  naive |  nervous  |  nosy  |  ornery  |  overprotective  |  overly sensitive  |  paranoid  |  passive-aggressive  |  perfectionist  |  pessimist  |   petty  | power-hungry |  proud  |  possessive  |  pushover |  reckless  | reclusive  | remorseless |  rigorous  |  sadistic  |  sarcastic  |  senile  |  selfish  |  self destructive |  self-martyr |  shallow  |  sociopathic  |  sore loser |  spineless  |  spiteful  |  spoiled  |  stubborn  | suspicious |  suicidal  |  tactless  |  temperamental  |  timid  |  thief  |  tone-deaf  |  traitorous  |  unathletic  |  ungracious  |  unlucky  |  unsophisticated  |  untrustworthy |  vain  |  withdrawn  | workaholic

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COGNITIVE ASSESSMENT

BOLD what your muse often experiences.
ITALICIZE what your muse only sometimes experiences.
STRIKE what your muse would never experience.
tag your mutuals to do the same!
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Alcoholism. Amnesia. Anxiety. Appetite loss. Binge eating. Co-dependence. Cynicism.Defensiveness. Denial. Depersonalization. Depression. Derealization. Devaluation. Displacement. Dissociation. Drug abuse. Dysphoria. Emotional detachment. Flashbacks. Flat affect. Guilt. Hallucinations. Hypersomnia. Hypervigilance. Hypochondria. Idealization.Insomnia. Intellectualization. Introjection. Isolation. Love bombing. Low self-esteem. Narcissism. Night terrors. Obsessive compulsion. Overeating. Panic attacks. Passive aggression. Paranoia. Phobias. Projection. Psychosis. Rationalization. Regression. Repression. Restrictive eating. Risky sex. Self-harm. Somatization. Splitting. Sublimation. Suicidal ideation. Sleepwalking. Suppression. Thousand yard stare.Triggers. Trust issues. Violence. Whiplash temper.

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WHICH PLANTS SYMBOLIZE YOUR MUSE’S ATTRIBUTES?

Dandelion: Scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. You don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. You have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are. Like you, dandelion holds steady, even in unfriendly environments.

Echinacea: A protector. With an amazing blend of optimism, nurturing and goodwill, you lend your strength and energy to those in need. Your seemingly infinite goodwill and boundless supportive energy make you the one people turn to when times are tough. Your greatest strength is, of course, also one of your weaknesses, especially if you neglect to take care of yourself. At times like these, it’s a good idea to take a step back and focus some of that protective energy on yourself.

Slippery Elm: Let’s just say you’re a vocal person. Sure, that might mean you’re chatty. But it also means you’re the one humming in the hallway, singing in the shower, speaking your mind, standing up and shouting if need be to get yourself heard. You’ve got a voice and you know how to use it. Inclined to speak up for the voiceless, defend the defenseless or simply bring joy to the joyless, you may have a tendency to overuse your voice.

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FMK for Jack Sparrow: Robby Greene, Tia Dalma, and Cutler Beckett

{ FMK Meme }

“For someone who proclaims to be in my corner as often as you love, you certainly have a familiar way of showing it.” That was harsh and unforgiving, but it was rather true. Such options as these were bitterly unkind, and only those who deigned call themselves his friends ever bothered to stoop to such cruelties – with, perhaps, a select few exceptions.

“Marry Greene, of course – only one of the lot were decent to me,” He pointed out blandly. “With all the respect in the world, fuck my dear Tia Dalma and pray to live to tell about it – and kill the tiny one.” 

FMK for Jack: Will, Elizabeth, and Gibbs

{ FMK Meme }

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“Have I done something to upset you, love?” Jack inquired, rather horrified by these options for a bloody multitude of reasons. After some consideration, he sighed, “Marry Gibbs – he’s too loyal for too long to be relegated to anything else,” And now the rub. After another hesitation, “Fuck the king, if only cause she’s too good a unifying agent to get rid of without due cause – and kill the whelp.”