Also, does Mr. Darcy enjoy the berries and bread together, or separate? Does he pair beverages with his snacks?

Sometimes, yes. He prefers jams on his bread rather than simply bread and berries, but he has been known to pilfer bread from the kitchen before going on a ride, and has from time to time simply sat himself in the wilderness and eaten berries he found himself while enjoying the loaf and a quiet moment of relaxation. 

Generally speaking if a drink is paired with his food it is done for him, as he notoriously forgets to order one. When he does remember, it is generally tea. 

What are Mr. Darcy’s favourite foods? Is there any food he particularly dislikes? Does he have any odd eating habits or intolerances? How would he react to someone with very bad table manners?

  • His favorite drink is hot chocolate, though he would never admit to it. His favorite foods are fresh berries and bread.

  • He is not a fan of red meat. Chicken and turkey are agreeable, goose and duck too greasy, quail too gamey, fish too…fishy. All of which would be considered rather odd intolerances to his contemporaries. 

  • He would excuse himself from their presence immediately unless to do so would cause great misfortune, in which case he would do his absolute best to ignore it. If it becomes intolerable enough, he may see fit to correct it.  

[ while harri is climbing vane, which one of your muses is the most likely to be successfully decked by a 5’3 idiot with absolutely no combat training whatsoever. this is an important hc question. ]

Successfully being the key word there, along with no combat training – we have the following options:

  • Elijah Grey. 5′0″ Captain who can be KO’d by a strong wind tbh. The trick is getting past his lieutenants. 

  • Weatherby Swann. 6′0″ Cowardly peacock who couldn’t fight his way out of a sandcastle tbh. Greatest guardians are his son, James Norrington and his daughter, Elizabeth Swann, and they’re usually Off Adventuring so he a Good Bet.

  • Abigail Ashe. 5′2″ Author raised up in all the ways of How To Be A Lady. Just make sure you go after her in a verse without Joji in it. 

  • Fitzwilliam Darcy. 6′2″ landowner who very much abhors fighting and is most assuredly pants at it. Always nervous.

  • Stephen Maturin. 6′2″ doctor and spy. Not recommended though, because while you could deck him, he would demand a duel afterward and – being the fucking crack shot he is – chances of survival are slim unless you are dastardly and flee the scene rather than accept the terms of gentlemanly behaviour. 

  • Loki Friggajarsson. 6′2″ Frost Giant / convinced Asgardian Prince. He would consider it fucking hilarious whether he saw it coming or not. Good sport.

☼ – DAYSTAR for Charles, Darcy, and Jack

{ Monstrous Headcanons 

– DAYSTAR – a secret they don’t want coming to light

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The depths to which he values the loyalty of others not to him but rather to the causes that he represents and fights for. Whether they understand why he has recruited them or not – whether they recognize themselves as recruited or not – so long as their motives remain aligned with his, there is nothing he will not do for them. 

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What secrets Mr. Darcy holds affect not only himself, but the lives of his sister and all those who reside and benefit from Pemberley estates being in good repute. For that reason, he is hardly likely to share them so easily.

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Mr. Sparrow has but one inquiry about this and that is why in the devil’s name he ought to be putting out his private business for all the world to see just because a bunny bloody asked it of him. And furthermore, he would like to express his utmost astonishment in Vane, whom he believed to be a respectable pirate and therefore wiley enough to avoid such traps, for being so open with matters. As to the dandy, well it is no wonder he held his tongue – there are, after all, no greater cruelties in this world than the lengths those purportedly good men will go to in order to achieve their ends, aye? 

🍴🍴🍴 [ for Darcy! ]

{ Food Headcanons | No longer accepting. }

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  • While he does not indulge around his friends, when it is just himself and Georgianna, it is not uncommon to find Fitzwilliam nursing a hot chocolate in the winter months as he reads quietly to his sister, or silently to himself.
     
  • At one point, Georgianna got it into her mind that she would very much like to learn how to bake a pie herself. After some cajoling on her part, Fitzwilliam consented to speak to the head cook, who agreed under the term that the young master keep an eye on the girl. 

    It was thus due to this particular adventure that an eighteen year old Fitzwilliam and his then six year old sister somehow managed to cause the single most disastrous flour explosion ever known to the Pemberley kitchens, and amid stifled giggles of the staff, he gathered up his dignity and declared he would never set foot there again, so help him all merciful saints.  

    ( It should be noted, for further visual, that he also picked up his little sister like one might a cat, leaving her arms and legs to dangle toward the floor as he held her about her quavering middle thanks to the sheer fits of laughter she was in. He then marched his flour coated self and sibling to their personal servants to be cleaned off, and had to do his very best not to laugh himself upon the looks he received from his father and the steward Wickham! Not to mention the shrill horror of his sister’s nurse at the sight of her lovely dress ruined, and the woman’s attempts to scold him for carrying Georgianna so indignantly! ) 

  • It was not just the hunting hounds of Pemberley who enjoyed the patronage of the young master Darcy. He was also known to the horses to always have an apple or a sugar cube for them, and it was not uncommon ( to Georgianna’s extreme pleasure, thus his continued encouragement of it ) to find him trailed by a small flock of ducks seeking peas from his pockets. 

🍴🍴 Darcy

{ Food Headcanons }

  • Mr. Darcy is accustomed to certain luxuries, and has never known a day in which he has been forced to go hungry. His grandest complaint toward dining stems mostly from the size of tables – being an uncommonly tall man, he is more often than not seated rather uncomfortably close, with his legs tending to cramp toward the end of longer affairs – thus, admittedly, his preference for standing at get togethers. 

  • Though his father would undoubtedly have been horrified to learn of it, Mr. Darcy possessed from a very early age a distaste toward certain cuts and racks of meat, thus resulting in them finding their ways under the table and to the hunting hounds, who hardly needed such spoils, but certainly gained an uncommon loyalty to the younger Darcy as a result of it. 

🎐 for Charles, Darcy, Jane, Jack, and Hal

{ Unusual Questions }
🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 

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Despite being a pirate, Charles is actually not attached to material objects. These sorts of things can be taken and destroyed, and he has enough going on in his life to find the idea of getting torn up over things to be a waste of his resources and energy. 

To this end then, it is safe to say that what Charles Vane collects is in fact people – individuals who he believes he can trust to uphold the ideals that matter to him, and prove themselves to be loyal to those ideas even if it means crossing lines that the civilized would balk before. 

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Mr. Darcy has benefited greatly from the natures of his ancestors who collected great works of art – from sculptures to portraits of the most grand design. His life has always been couched in luxury, which has in turn instilled upon him a rather marked lack of interest in collecting more. When he does go out of his way to gather items, it is usually gifts for his sister and those few who can count themselves among his friends. 

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Jane collects letters – from all over the world, from friends and benefactors, from allies and enemies. Most important to her are letters intercepted from her family back home – it has allowed her to thwart the Beckett sons again and again – but there is one among them she cannot bear, and one day she seeks to correct the lie it has told – the story of her own death, a blatant lie delivered to her brother Cutler, the only man in the Beckett line whom she adores. 

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Jack would like to collect fine things, but he has a terrible habit of losing them, or trading them, or exchanging them to save someone who won’t even say thank you. So while he certainly has the desire and the drive to be a hoarder, he simply does not possess the means to keep what he acquires, for one reason or another. 

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Whittled figures from the men. He has a small collection of pieces, and when a man dies in battle, storm, or illness, he carves their name on the piece to immortalize a memory of them. Those who cannot whittle, or have never gifted him a piece, he purchases a small figure to represent in the wake of their death – or in some cases, so they are represented among the crowd.

This is a permanent starter call for Fitzwilliam Darcy, of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, based off the original novel and various adaptations.

These calls give me a heads up on who is open to interacting with whom ( which is handy for those who have exclusives among my crew! ) and gives me an excuse to kick you starters whenever something crosses the mind, or blow up your inbox knowing who would be most wanted.

These calls also serve as a final tag dump – when this call is posted it indicates a character has been fully moved into the blog and is ready for action!

For other starter calls, check the tag here.