Tag: interview with loki friggajarson ( headcanons )

What are Loki’s favourite foods(in this/previous time periods, let’s keep it fair)? Is there any food he particularly dislikes? Is there a type of food he’s grown tired of by this point in history? How does he feel about Midgardian food vs Asgardian food?

Honestly Loki’s tastes are rather eternal, which is for the best all things considered. He has a deep adoration for anything that is tart and even sour – be it as the primary flavor or an accent. He also loves spicy food in general – he is big on flavorful meals, and enjoys things that have kick. 

As Midgard does not have – quite as an intense variety of fruits, he has been known to do things that humans find alarming and disconcerting ( such as eating a lemon in much the same way anyone else would take to an orange ) but for the most part, he tends to be fond of fruits and fresh meats, cheese and bread. This is something about him that never really changes with the times.

He has – something of an aversion to eating certain types of animals, which actually has to do with his genuine kinship toward them as opposed to taste. He will not eat deer or elk – though moose makes for wonderful sport. He will not eat anything canine, corvid or serpentine. This includes eels. Too close to home. 

Asgardian food is superior in nearly all aspects. If any place could be counted as on par with Asgard, Loki would be more likely to look to India than to Norway. That said, he enjoys Midgardian food well enough that he rarely has complaints.

[ while harri is climbing vane, which one of your muses is the most likely to be successfully decked by a 5’3 idiot with absolutely no combat training whatsoever. this is an important hc question. ]

Successfully being the key word there, along with no combat training – we have the following options:

  • Elijah Grey. 5′0″ Captain who can be KO’d by a strong wind tbh. The trick is getting past his lieutenants. 

  • Weatherby Swann. 6′0″ Cowardly peacock who couldn’t fight his way out of a sandcastle tbh. Greatest guardians are his son, James Norrington and his daughter, Elizabeth Swann, and they’re usually Off Adventuring so he a Good Bet.

  • Abigail Ashe. 5′2″ Author raised up in all the ways of How To Be A Lady. Just make sure you go after her in a verse without Joji in it. 

  • Fitzwilliam Darcy. 6′2″ landowner who very much abhors fighting and is most assuredly pants at it. Always nervous.

  • Stephen Maturin. 6′2″ doctor and spy. Not recommended though, because while you could deck him, he would demand a duel afterward and – being the fucking crack shot he is – chances of survival are slim unless you are dastardly and flee the scene rather than accept the terms of gentlemanly behaviour. 

  • Loki Friggajarsson. 6′2″ Frost Giant / convinced Asgardian Prince. He would consider it fucking hilarious whether he saw it coming or not. Good sport.