Mun Note: This is a long overdue commentary so – my bad. A lot of this has already been shared with my primary writing partners in regard to Vane, but it should probably be said and linked because it was supposed to be on his profile like, six months ago.

Firstly, although I do write Vane as bisexual I flatly refuse to at any point act as though his relationships with individuals in his canon storyline have any subtexts. As I stated very loudly in my approach to John Silver’s sexuality, I consider it a disservice to the very open discussions Black Sails has on shame and sexuality by openly exploring women who love women and men who love men by inserting commentary and analysing things to have a completely different narrative for the sake of a ship. 

In short: While Vane may develop relationships with men in alternative storylines and through threading, I do not consider the canon narrative to provide any evidence toward my decision and interpretation of his sexuality – nor will I, at any point, attempt to push the idea onto anyone that anything said or done in the canon narrative has anything to do with romantic feelings. 

Secondly, it should be noted that though Vane has a high sex drive and greatly enjoys fucking in general, he is generally a little wary of being treated like a human sized dildo. More often than not people will get away with it just because he really has a very low standard when it comes to how he expects to be treated in this case, but the more obvious it is to him that your interest in him only stems as far as he can physically satisfy you, the less likely it will be that he’s going to give a shit about anything you need outside of that particular relationship. 

In short: Vane is not a dumb animal and it is abundantly clear to him when he is being used as a sex object. Simply because he doesn’t object doesn’t mean he isn’t aware and has not classified the relationship as purely sexual as a result. Purely sexual relationships with Vane mean he is not obligated to give a flying fuck about your opinion, politics, or feelings. While he will ensure that both parties leave satisfied physically, expecting more from him after engaging him like this is sheer folly. 

Thirdly, everything with Vane is about exchanges – absolutely everything comes down in some way to a value transaction. Not all values are measured in coin – some are measured in aims and benefits of a more mercurial nature. As long as he believes that those aims remain in alignment and that the partnership is balanced, he will do all in his power to maintain that partnership and ensure that the other party benefits from his protection. 

However when it is made clear to him that the balance has shifted, and that his needs and aims are no longer being accounted for, he will address it – and no amount of manipulative bullshit will change the truth. Crossing Vane by going back on a deal never ends well, especially if that deal involves sexual intimacy. He takes it very goddamn personally, and will respond in a manner that is quite personal as a result – he can be very petty when he is enraged, and it never does well to forget that he is an extremely dangerous man. 

In short: Vane is a hedonistic creature. When he wants sex, he has no issue procuring it from somewhere. So if he is maintaining a committed sexual relationship with someone, guaranteed it has absolutely nothing to do with the sex part and everything to do with some other transaction in play. As the only time it has happened is on Discord, I cannot say if it is guaranteed, but that transaction can be as simple as a sense of emotional safety – the sex is simply part of that exchange, though Vane would have a harder time quantifying that in words. And I do have a canon example that goes with all this transaction shit but its going under a cut because it involves Cursed Things That I Hate A Lot.

So with Eleanor, the transaction was that in exchange for his protection, the removal of Blackbeard and the power of his name, she would in turn establish for Nassau the legitimacies required to make her sustainable long term. When it became clear that she had no intentions of maintaining her end of the bargain and was instead fully determined to treat him as an obstacle toward her goals as opposed to a partner in achieving them, he was viciously clear in his opinion of this betrayal. Had there been no sexual component, his displeasure would have meted itself out a little less drastically – but no less effectively. 

As I will probably never remember to write up the whole spiel on it and I have yelled about it enough with my partners, the TL;DR for Vane and Eleanor was they made a deal and Vane made a choice. He believed in her ability to obtain what he wanted and so he turned on a man he otherwise had no reason to challenge, and saw the success of Nassau as the price for his own betrayal. He refused to give up on Eleanor for so long because without her he did not believe his intentions would be manageable, and without her his sacrifice of Teach would amount to nothing, which was something he could not abide. 

Sex between them was always manipulative on her part, and he was not blind to that fact, but so long as it seemed their goals were aligned there was little he would not offer her. When it became clear their paths had diverged, and her betrayals became insurmountable, Vane had little issue burning the bridge because it was never about love between them – it was a transaction, and his sacrifices on the table were massive. He needed her, and he put his chips down – that’s on him. She failed him – that’s on her. 

Sometimes I think about the time Esmeralda met Ayisha and thought this girl must be sleeping with Jack and rather than get jealous as someone who was also sleeping with Jack, immediately launched off on Jack being a great lover. 

Then, when Ayisha intimated that she had never slept with Jack, or anyone else for that matter, Esmeralda immediately changed tactics and supported her decision, encouraging her not to take that step until she knew she was ready, and assuring her that she would know on her own terms when she was in fact ready to share herself with someone on such a level. 

The friendship that spawned between Esmeralda and Ayisha was really a soft and organic moment between two women who respected and admired one another and it had nothing to do with a man but rather their own merits and natures. But I still think its fucking adorable that Esmeralda’s first instinct when meeting someone who might be sleeping with the man she is sleeping with is to gossip about him. 

It’s like when roleplayers have the same muse and instead of getting possessive they’re like HEY, YOU WITH THE GOOD TASTE, LET’S TALK SHOP, and I think that’s beautiful.

“Oops!” | Cutler to Charles

{ Random Oopsies }

1. Your character walking in on mine naked.

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Charles didn’t particularly react when the door to his room swung open suddenly, other than to shift himself closer to where his pistol lay on the bedside table. Face to face with a suddenly frozen Cutler Beckett, a shameless smile crossed his features as he strode over and reached over the smaller man’s shoulder to close the door – keeping an eye on him in case he tried anything – and then stepped back, raising his brows curiously. “What’s so important you couldn’t be assed to knock?”

🖤 for a kiss on a wound (bruise, scar, etc.) | Joji to Abigail

{ Random Acts }

The early morning sun was streaming in through the window, the curtains still open from the night before to invite in the cool air after a day so hot it had felt as if every motion created sweat and weariness in its wake. Some time after midnight, it had chilled to the point Abigail had woken up pressed up tightly against Joji and shivering just a little beneath the blanket she realized he must have dragged over her while she slept. 

Now, she found herself lazing in the sun and enjoying the warmth as it spread along her shoulders, watching her lover as he pressed kisses against the marks that had tormented her so deeply, before his gaze had found them. She saw them differently now – covered as they were in his touch, healed again and again by the certainty of his kisses. 

It was hard to hate anything he could love so steadily – and there was never a doubt in her, about his feelings toward them. That they were a part of the whole of her made them as worthy of his affections as anything else that made up who she was – and he didn’t have to tell her for her to learn and accept that to be true. He showed her, each and every day, ways to see the world through his eyes – and the more she looked, the more she found she could find the truth and the lies. 

His hair brushed over her knee then, and a soft laugh escaped her at the sensation – ticklish as ever – as she reached down and gripped his shoulder, encouraging him to join her at the top of the bed. She had work soon enough, and she wanted to spend as much of her early morning in his arms as she could get away with. 

rtherpmeme:

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –


 FIRSTS –

“Hey… Can we try something new?”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax…”

“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”

“I want my first time to be with you.”

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”

 PUBLIC AFFAIRS –

“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.”

“Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”

“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”

“Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.”

“Are you serious? Here? Now?” 
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”

  PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. –

“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”
“Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”

“Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.”


“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”


“Can I put you on my to-do list?”

“I can’t take my eyes off of you.“


“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“Kiss the hell out of me. Please.”
“You can stay but your clothes must go.”

“I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.”

“Does this feel good?”

“Take a bath with me?”

“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”


“Where do you think you’re going?”
“And how are you going to make it up to me?”
“My sexual preference is often.” 
“i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “

“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”

 HOT && HEAVY –  

“You make such adorable sounds.”

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “


“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”

“do you know how bad i want you?”
“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”
“Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.”


“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”


“We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.”

“get on your knees.”
“oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” 
“what’s my name?”

“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”


“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“don’t stop!”

“Please. I need you. Now.”


“i want you to fuck me.”

“Should we use rope or handcuffs?”

“beg for it.”
“bend over.”

“Let me hear you sing for me.”


“you are already turned on ~?”


“swallow it. all of it.”

  MISC –

“ Come sit on my lap, love “


“ You look so gorgeous right now…”


“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “


“ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “


“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”


“ Mmm… do you like that? “


“Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.”


“I wore these panties just for you.”

“You are mine, never forget that.”


“Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.”
“You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”


“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You wanna help me out of this?”

Vane: Smash or pass + rACKHAM I’M SO SORRY

{ Smash or Pass }

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“What the fuck?” Alright first of all, who was the worthless sack of shit that plied Flint with enough alcohol to make him this kind of stupid, and secondly what did they put in the drink to ensure he would be the right side of reckless to voice that much stupid? Thirdly, “Pass, Jesus,” That was a visual nobody needed, least of all himself. “You think I’m going to fuck with Anne’s mess?” As a man with a healthy respect for what that woman could do with a knife, there was no way in hell he was letting his dick fly loose in an area she might be lurking – and if Jack was getting fucked, chances were, Anne would be lurking.