Sinday Memes

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Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

  • “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
  • “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
  • “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
  • “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
  • “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
  • “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
  • “Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
  • “You look really cute in that sweater.”
  • “Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
  • “No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
  • “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
  • “You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
  • “God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
  • “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
  • “Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
  • “First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
  • “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
  • “Could you hold my hand?”
  • “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
  • “I really love holding you, darling.”
  • “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
  • “Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
  • “Your lips are really warm.”
  • “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
  • “No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
  • “My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
  • “Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
  • “Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
  • “You don’t need to leave so soon.”
  • “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
  • “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
  • “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
  • “You make me so happy.”
  • “Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”
  • “You made these cupcakes for me?”
  • “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
  • “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
  • “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
  • “You make me feel so damn gushy.”
  • “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
  • “Would you mind if I kissed you?”
  • “Are you sugar personified or something?”
  • “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
  • “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
  • “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
  • “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
  • “Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
  • “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
  • “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”

Angry Sexual Tension

  • “If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
  • “Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
  • “It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
  • “What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
  • “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
  • “You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
  • “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
  • “Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
  • “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
  • “Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
  • “You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
  • “Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
  • “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
  • “If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
  • “Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
  • “I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
  • “Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
  • “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

Slightly NSFW 

  • “kiss me… there again —”
  • “mm… please… i love it when you do that…”
  • “i love the way you touch me…”
  • “come closer; i want to feel you”
  • “your hips feel so good in my hands”
  • “a–ah… that – tickles…”
  • “you are already turned on ?”
  • “i can’t wait until we’re alone…”
  • “is it alright if i touch you here?”

Slightly More NSFW

  • “can i take it in?”
  • “i am going to put it in now…”
  • “please… i need you”
  • “i’m dying to feel you inside me…”
  • “mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”
  • “you look gorgeous…”
  • “you look so hot like this”
  • “i love the way you blow me…”
  • “i’ll go slow for now”
  • “faster, please…”
  • “m–more…
  • “wanna… sit on my lap?”
  • “bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”
  • “god… you look so delicious standing like this…”
  • “mm… i love the way your mouth feels around me”

Dirty Talk 

  • “If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
  • “What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
  • “It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
  • “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
  • “I need to feel you inside me.”
  • “Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
  • “Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
  • “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
  • “When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
  • “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
  • “I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
  • “I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
  • “I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
  • “I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
  • “We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
  • “You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
  • “Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
  • “If you play your cards right, you’ve got some fun coming your way.”
  • “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
  • “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
  • “I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
  • “It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”

NSFW Bondage Starters

  • “I’d just love to tie you up.”
  • “Stop making noises, or I’ll have to gag you.”
  • “You look so pretty all tied up.”
  • “L-let me go…I want to touch you..”
  • “We’ll start with your wrists.”
  • “You look like you’re ready for your favorite toy.”
  • “Does it hurt?”
  • “I didn’t know you liked this stuff…it’s hot.”
  • “*shiver* you’re such a tease..”
  • “So I won’t be able to see/hear/taste/smell?”
  • “Why do you have all these restraints in your closet?”
  • “Arrest me, officer.”
  • “I think I tied this wrong..”
  • “Have you had enough?”
  • “You can do anything you want to me.”
  • “Just your wrists. If you don’t like it, we can stop.”
  • “Th-that–it feels good-”
  • “I prefer chains/rope/silk/handcuffs/etc.”
  • “It feels like I’ve been kidnapped by a god/dess.”
  • “P-please–”
  • “If you want me to give in, you’ll have to make me.”
  • “I can’t see your beautiful body with this over my eyes..”
  • “Can you hear me?”
  • “You’ll be able to feel it better when I spank/tickle/flog/pinch/etc. you.”
  • “Put this on.”
  • “Let’s pick a safe word.”

SINDAY REQUESTS ( NSFW )

👍 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Horatio doesn’t really pay attention to women in a sense of attraction and specific body parts, but he does tend to pay attention to the eyes of women, mostly because he is fascinated by eyes in general.

👥 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE SAME SEX?

Horatio is fascinated by hair, interestingly enough. He loves to run his hand through it – by his estimation it is one of the most intimate kindnesses that can be shared, for a man’s hair is meant to be well kept and controlled by the queue. To be allowed to see it loose and to engage in an act that could muss it is a deep indulgence he most greatly enjoys.  

🍒 ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

He is in the traditional sense, yes.

💋 DO YOU USE TONGUE WHEN YOU KISS?

He follows the lead of who is kissing him – which means that generally, yes – tongue does tend to be involved.

👅 GIVE OR RECEIVE ORAL SEX?

Horatio has — hang ups in particular regard to this. While he will delightfully go down on his partner, having the act performed on himself tends to illicit a sharp and negative reaction. Being on the receiving end places him in a position he is deeply discomfited by and will abruptly stop in most occasions.

👄 DO YOU SWALLOW?

Yes he does.

💍 COMMITMENT OR SLEEPING AROUND?

Horatio is extremely committed and will never be anything more than absolutely faithful to his partner ( or partners, in the case of a polyamorous group; provided he is even open to such a thing, which I am, as of yet, endeavouring to discover. )  Horatio is loyal to a fault, especially to his heart – and that extends, of course, to those who holdhis heart in their hands.

💌 DO YOU TEXT/WRITE NAUGHTY THINGS TO YOUR PARTNER?

He would never dare put such thoughts to paper, by God!

👙 DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR LINGERIE/SEE YOUR PARTNER IN LINGERIE?

As a matter of fact – he does like to wear certain garments if it pleases his partner; the trick is discovering it is, indeed, something his partner enjoys. More often than not it would happen by accident – or by them purchasing him something.

👀 FAVORITE SEX POSITION?

Horatio prefers to have weight upon him, so he is generally at his happiest when he is beneath his lover. However, if he is feeling particularly energetic and is looking less for a slow, deep affair of connection ( which is, admittedly, what he seeks most with sex ) and is more in it for the pleasure – of his partner as well as himself – his favorite position is one where he can straddle them and take control of both speed and depth. He is also very flexible and tends to enjoy making use of it in such ventures.

✋ MOST SENSITIVE SPOT ON YOUR BODY?

A toss up, admittedly. Horatio is highly sensitive in general, so he can be roused by even the most simple of touches. His neck and ears are especially sensitive, though if one wishes to make him sing a good place to start would be his nipples – it shocks him every time, and is an immediate alert that tonight is meant for vigorous activity.

🛌 FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX?

Preferably a bunk, though he – is not opposed to being held up against a wall if one cannot be reached. He’s also a bit daring in his adoration for being bent over a desk.

📹 THREESOMES OR NO?

Still figuring this out. However I believe if the persons were right, he would indeed go for it. I think Archie is a necessary factor for Horatio to be willing to be polyamorous as, in truth, the only times he has shown any interest in threesomes is when Archie is a member of the party.

💰 WOULD YOU EVER PAY FOR SEX?

He would not.

SINDAY REQUESTS ( NSFW )

👍 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

The hands of women are so often delicate in comparison to that of men. He loves to hold them, to kiss them ( and while it is true he does the same with men, there is something to be said about a woman’s hands that he will never deny is somehow kinder than those of men. )and indeed, he would be lying to claim he did not adore the feel of them upon himself.

👥 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE SAME SEX?

Hips. Julienne adores holding men by their hips – running his thumbs over them, his lips, his teeth. He will always leave marks on the hips of those whom he has claimed as his own – of that much you can be sure.

🍒 ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

Well he does have three daughters – alright well one that is adopted and one that is debatably his biologically but he absolutely for sure made at least one human being so ?

💋 DO YOU USE TONGUE WHEN YOU KISS?

To be honest with you considering the timeline I wouldn’t be surprised if this French bastard helped invent the concept.

👅 GIVE OR RECEIVE ORAL SEX?

Julienne prefers to give it – and honestly will not receive it unless he has already given it himself. He is not a huge fan of it on the receiving end, interestingly enough, but he does love to be on the giving end.

👄 DO YOU SWALLOW?

It is very rare that he will opt not to.

💍 COMMITMENT OR SLEEPING AROUND?

Julienne has had his dalliences in his youth. At this point in time he would prefer something lasting. He is a man who is deeply committed to his ship, his daughters and his crew – the one who secures him would then need to be part of his family and community, for he is not one for long distance relations. He would, however, be entirely faithful and committed.

💌 DO YOU TEXT/WRITE NAUGHTY THINGS TO YOUR PARTNER?

If it struck him as worthwhile to do so, he likely would write some steamy letters in the event he and his lover were forced to part for a time.

👙 DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR LINGERIE/SEE YOUR PARTNER IN LINGERIE?

The closest to lingerie Julienne himself wears would be an enormous robe with nothing but himself beneath it, to be perfectly frank. However – regardless of gender, the sight of his lover in delicate, intimate wear will always deeply please him.

👀 FAVORITE SEX POSITION?

He doesn’t really have one? In truth he prefers positions that are comfortable for his partner – he doesn’t mind the strain on himself ( So if it happens that he ends up carrying them, or holding them up against a wall, it is of no issue in his regard ) what matters to him most is that the angle is pleasurable to his partner and does not cause pain or discomfort.

✋ MOST SENSITIVE SPOT ON YOUR BODY?

His ears. Breathe on them and he will shiver even if he’s trying not to get riled up – brush your lips against them and his arms will be around you in a heartbeat ( unless you are not his lover, in which case you will find yourself exactly a sword’s distance from him and the tip of a blade poking against your skin ) the use of teeth may even draw out a sound from him, and he does try to avoid being too vocal so this is notable.

🛌 FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX?

Outside, under the stars – provided there is a blanket involved, and no beaches. Sex on a beach is always a terrible plan. 10/10 do not recommend.

📹 THREESOMES OR NO?

It would require him to be sexually and emotionally attracted and involved with both parties. He is demisexual so that former one can be harder to achieve than the latter. Nevertheless, he would not be opposed if the conditions were right for it.

💰 WOULD YOU EVER PAY FOR SEX?

He sees no reason to pay for something he can get for free. He knows he is a charming, handsome man – and if he has a need, it is not so difficult to satisfy that he needs to pull out his purse.

Sinday Requests ( NSFW ) 

👍 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

The curve of a woman’s waist from ribs to hips is generally the first thing to draw Andre’s gaze and touch. He is not fond of the pronounced curve created by corsetry, and prefers the subtle, supple shift that comes naturally to a woman. He loves setting his arm around a waist, and drawing a woman close.

👥 FAVORITE BODY PART ON THE SAME SEX?

Collarbones, and in particular tracing, kissing and marking them. Preferably if he is able to run his hands along stomach or side as he does so.

🍒 ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

He very much is not.

💋 DO YOU USE TONGUE WHEN YOU KISS?

Well dear, he is French.

👅 GIVE OR RECEIVE ORAL SEX?

Both. Andre loves going down on his partner and making them sing for the pleasure of it; however, he is rarely opposed to being on the receiving end of such attentions.

👄 DO YOU SWALLOW?

He considers spitting to be the height of rudeness.

💍 COMMITMENT OR SLEEPING AROUND?

Andre, once captured, stays loyal to the last. Admittedly though it is the capturing that tends to be difficult – Andre enjoys the act of wooing and being wooed, and very much enjoys the romance of it all. Generally speaking however he does not particularly go after those seeking long term engagements so much as the odd, enjoyable affair. At this juncture one could say he does indeed sleep around, simply because he has not met with anyone who could make him desire something more than a short term engagement.

💌 DO YOU TEXT/WRITE NAUGHTY THINGS TO YOUR PARTNER?

Oh he absolutely would.

👙 DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR LINGERIE/SEE YOUR PARTNER IN LINGERIE?

He would not wear such things but he does love to see them on his partner – regardless of their gender.

👀 FAVORITE SEX POSITION?

Honestly the man loves to be ridden – to watch his partner make use of him for their pleasure is one of his favorite things in the world.

✋ MOST SENSITIVE SPOT ON YOUR BODY?

Andre is very controlled, so it is generally quite difficult to tell what excites him more than anything else – for the most part his singular focus is on his partner, to the point he seems to often forget himself.

Indeed, it is not until he is forced in some manner to focus on himself that it becomes notable. ( This is generally achieved by tying his hands, and can become even more intense if he is blindfolded besides.)

Andre’s sides tend to become hypersensitive, as does his neck and throat. Any and every touch, however, is exquisite for him when placed in a position where he is vulnerable, for it takes a great deal of trust to put him there in the first place.

🛌 FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX?

He prefers a bedroom, frankly. There is more freedom when there is no fear of being caught.

📹 THREESOMES OR NO?

Absolutely.

💰 WOULD YOU EVER PAY FOR SEX?

It would depend – sometimes he will, if he notes the others interested are unsavory, or if someone catches his eye to the point of distraction. He doesn’t see any shame in paying for pleasure.