intolerablexsacrifice and harriedwritings!

{ Positivity Meme

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@intolerablexsacrifice is actually the reason I decided to brave Black Sails. I had heard good things about it, but had also been warned that it pretty much dances over every trigger I possess so I should probably be careful – and I did a little google sleuthing and ultimately felt like it wouldn’t be worth the risk to my mental health? Then I met Malakh and was like – this person is really rad and friendshaped and I would really like? To know more about their character. 

So I dove in head first and – as I tend to do when something sticks – I have yet to resurface.

Hilariously enough, Flint — was not all that interesting to me when I was watching the show ( which was good, because I didn’t want to step on the toes of the new friendbean ) but the more exposure I had to Malakh’s interpretation and their passion for the man, the more I began to get invested in the story around Flint until the next thing I knew, I was yelling about characters I didn’t want and tromping into my crew page to tack up new dossiers like heckin wanted posters. And now here we are, lmao.

@harriedwritings was someone I was a little nervous to approach but they were also barnacled to the new friendbean, so I figured it would be worth the shot and boy, I am glad I took that chance because Harri is a fucking delight. I absolutely love yelling at Harri – just in general, actually? They are very easy to talk to and their ideas make me go !!! a lot of the time.

We don’t have a ton of writing going on together yet but I imagine that will be changing what with Miranda and everyone wanting to puppy pile her xD I am really excited to see how things develop and honestly hammering out verses with Harri is a fucking treat because everything slots together so well? 

Honestly I’m hype for both of these folks and I’m really looking forward to the stories we end up telling ❤

‘you have taken away the trust.’ | TF’s Cutler to Jack, ofc

{ Within Temptation : Enter

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“Oh do you listen to yourself?” Jack had dealt with his fair share of liars and thieves but never had he met a man so adept at conning himself as this man before him now. “We had a partnership that was formed on one stipulation – one single and solitary rule and that is I don’t transport slaves. I told you no, you gave me a ship anyway, and then told me to do the thing I previously said no to, and now you’re whining on about trust as if you actually believe a man would go against his morals just cause you bat your pretty lashes on him. I’ve got news for you mate – the world has never managed itself in such a manner, and it never shall. It may feel like it does, but I assure you – it really doesn’t.” 

@tidefated

ok…. I’m doing this all at once bc it will appease the tiny fool but…. @ Theo, Thomas, Julia, and Eveline- smash or pass the cuttlefish?

{ Smash or Pass }

On one hand, Theodore is quite aware that at any point in his career – even after Beckett falls to ruin – the man is by far among the most dangerous of opportunities he may find himself facing. Which naturally makes him the most interesting, on the other hand. There’s really no hope for it at all. “Smash.”

“Absolutely and unequivocally a pass.” Cutler Beckett has orbited his way through enough of his peers for Thomas to recognize him for the collector that he is, and there is not a chance on God’s green earth that he would allow himself to fall into that same trap of assured destruction. Now how that might change in the time of Cutler’s tent verse, would all depend on what end Thomas himself faces in that time. 

It would certainly be trouble for her in some circumstances – but then again, that has never stopped her before. “Any man who can love my ship as much as I do is one worthy of at least a passing smash.” Depending on how things work out, she might even be inclined to a more lasting one. 

“Smash.” She doesn’t need a convoluted reason – the man is pretty and he has as much appreciation for her in trousers as he does for her in a skirt. That alone makes him a win in her books. 

ok instead of smash or pass….. I’m just going to ask who WOULDN’T smash Pellew cause that will be easier/more fun.

{ Smash or Pass }

The ladies because they respect him too much to put him in an awkward / terrifying position. Weatherby, because he is straight and also forever married to Theodosia, even though she has long since passed on. And Jack Sparrow, because he is completely married to James Norrington, Armando Salazar and for reasons beyond anyone’s comprehension, one particular cuddlefish. 

icb nobody has asked vane if he’d smash or pass the carrot top

{ Smash or Pass }

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“That would be because nobody here is that fucking stupid, I would imagine.” 


——Mun is going to interject here on Charles’ behalf because this is a very situational dependent one! And unlike Gates this boy respects the fourth wall for now and for the love of all things fluffy, let’s keep it that way. 

  • In That Verse the chances are he might smash depending on circumstances and how it all played out. He may also take a smash in the verse where he fucks off to Lamara.
  • Pretty much everything else is a pass, mainly because they tend to always be on the opposite ends of the spectrum. However stranger things have certainly happened. 

@ Gates smash or pass the tree buffet

{ Smash or Pass }

“Never really was one for craning my neck so much,” Hal chuckled, shaking his head, “Don’t get me wrong – I adore the lad, and I think he’s got plenty of takers to contend with as is without me vying in on top of it all. I’d much rather pass and keep him on as a friend than have to spend the rest of eternity with a cane just to sweep away his hopeful and hungry fan club.” Hal was too damn territorial and possessive to be with a man as sought after and lovely as Joji – and he fucking knew it. 

@ Gates smash or pass Flint now that we’ve seen his thoughts on the matter? ( 4th wall? What 4th wall? And yes that made asking a second time worth it )

{ Smash or Pass }

“Well between you, me – and this little wall here,” Because apparently the fourth wall holds as much bearing to Hal Gates as it might for Deadpool, “I’d say smash if it weren’t for one tiny little detail.” He paused, gave it a little moment to sink in, before pointing out the fucking obvious. “I’m fucking dead.” 

“Thank you – for all the times you sent me reassurance when I needed it most.” | TF’s Cutler to Derek- probably very stiffly cause he doesn’t know wtf to do with himself

{ Soulmates

Derek had not known what to expect of the person on the other side of all that numbness. There were times when he had genuinely wondered if there would be anyone to find at the core of something so shattered, but he had been prepared from the start to help them find a means of piecing themselves back together. 

If he was completely honest with himself though, with all he’d heard and come to understand about what happened to men like himself who were not careful – he’d believed the person on the other side would be more like him, than like those who had raised him to be cautious of what men like this were capable of.

“That’s what this thing is all about – isn’t it?” From his understanding at any rate, it wasn’t about the romantic things a lot of stories spoke of – he’d heard those tales too, and while they certainly made sense, what stood out among them were the same truths that stood out among brothers – when one was unsteady, it was on the strength of the other that he could lean. 

Whoever stood on the opposite end of his spirit was the one who needed strength – he’d recognized that from the start. He registered, based on the class difference between them, that there was strength for him to find as well – but it wasn’t the sort of power that he wanted. He had no issue dismissing the luxury such a match offered – what mattered to him was that the other knew he had support, regardless of the fact he had nothing to offer Derek in return for it. 

“I’m glad it helped. You know if you ever need to talk about any of it – I’m here to listen, right?”

@tidefated

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma | Cutler for Julia cause u right it doesn’t have to be your muse’s trauma so I hope she accepts this smol (bitter)bean delivered by the ocean

{ Nonverbal Starters }

The cry of overboard caught her attention too quickly – the sea had been all calm waters and gentle breezes, meaning anyone over the Song’s edge had gotten there due to a fight amid the crew ( unlikely among her own, and even less likely to occur unheard and without a splash ) or was victim to the terrible clash of powers that had occurred most recently between the EITC and the Brethren Court. 

Or perhaps more truthfully, between the lady Calypso and her old lover, Davy Jones. 

Julia knew better than to get involved in the affairs of the eldritch, at least without invitation – and had spent the better majority of her time on islands the EITC would not think to find, and Jones would not deign to mention. Those who held his heart, after all, did not therefore retain his loyalty. Generally it was the opposite, in fact. 

“Andrews, lower a boat – see if that poor soul yet lives,” Her order came even as she reached the balustrade, hands gripping the sides to observe matters and attempt to discern from a distance if the prone form belonged to man, or corpse. 

By the time the man was brought aboard, she had arranged for either – unable to tell, even with a spyglass, which the answer would prove to be. The man was impossibly pale beneath the burns gifted him by the sun, and his breath was so scant it barely shifted his breast. “Get him below. He’ll need the surgeon, and water.” 

As Andrews made to do so, one of the newer men sang out, “That’s Cutler Beckett himself, that is! I told him cap’n, but he said he weren’t goin’ ta leave ‘im on account of it!” 

Julia raised her brows, glancing at Andrews. The two held silent conference before she met the expressions of those now paying much keener attention to the rescue party. “And right he was to not! We do not question the sea her choices – to do so is arrogant and foolish, and I will have neither aboard my ship. We will see in time what worth he brings us – “

“Naught but trouble – damned and cursed that man is!” There was a hum of agreement indeed – the man was a scourge to piracy, as surely as he was to those who might once have called him ally. There was nowhere for him to go, and so the sea had brought him here. Briefly, Julia wondered for but a moment what might happen if she ignored the hint, just this once. As it was – 

“And yet he lives! He who challenged a goddess.” Silence. There, that had their attention. “If any of you have concerns, I suggest you raise them with Andrews after our guest has been tended to. Until then, I want you back to work – immediately.” 

That seemed to get them stirring, at any rate. She could not fault them for being frustrated. In truth even she was displeased by the notion, but it was what it was. As the man was taken to the surgeon, Julia motioned for the harker to come forth. Once he was near enough she informed him frankly, “I do not take well to men who seek to stir up trouble on my ship, mister – “

“Dawson, ma’am.”

Not entirely unintelligent then. “Mister Dawson,” She tilted her head toward him, “Your information is valuable – I would prefer, in the future, if you would bring valuable information to me directly, rather than to shout it out as you just did.”

“Crew deserve’n t’know that,” He argued, furry brow plucking close in consternation, seeming to believe himself drawn forth into a conspiracy of some sort. 

Ridiculous, of course. She’d never trust someone so dimwitted. 

“Indeed they do – if,” Julia pointed out quietly, but sharply, “You happen to be correct.”   

His eyes widened, and it seemed for all his dimness, the dear mister Dawson was quite aware of that implication. And of how easily it might spread

“You see why I would rather you come to me – it spares us all a great deal of awkwardness, don’t you think?”

He looked downright mutinous. Her brow arched, and he seemed to rethink his position. “Aye, marm.” Barely respectable, but he did try. She had to give him that, if nothing else. Smiling, she dismissed him – her own expression pinching once his back was turned. He would not last beyond the next port, of that, she was quite certain. All she needed to do now was have an eye on him, and any he summoned to his end would be similarly dismissed. She had no use for men who considered themselves above the laws of the Song – or for those who would try and stir trouble amid her loyal crew! 

Now – all that was left was for Andrews and their dear doctor Mandoon to determine just who the sea had brought them. For if indeed it was Cutler Beckett – well, that would be quite the adventure in irony indeed! 

@tidefated