Its because when his hair is floppy it obscures his angry forehead and makes him look soft, and the stubtail he has going on is an excellent handling technique for when he is being stupid. Like grabbing a cat by the scruff, you just gotta haul him around by his most convenient handle !
“Poodles are horrendous animals and this is a horrifying implication. This is me. Horrified. I wear this wig because I have to – because I pay to look this ridiculous as part of my fee for being annoyingly well off. Which is worse by far than being cursed to look this hideous naturally.”
“Whoof whoof.”
“You might want to get that checked, Miss Ross – it sounds like you have a condition.”
“I am personally going to feed you to one at this rate, Ross.”
There was always someone who had to be immature about this, but Jack didn’t much mind. Heavens knew the deck was aptly named, being as it was the one most likely to be smeared by passing seabirds. “By all means mate,” He nodded to where Ragetti was busy scrubbing, “I’m sure if you ask nicely, someone here’ll be happy to hand you a mop and bucket.”
by comfortable habitat tank you mean the deep ocean right
I most certainly do not.
He is in a better place now, Flint. He no longer has to clean up after your bullshit.
Rejoice, your murder of Hal did him the one favor he could never do for himself.
Lobster wardrobe malfunction. @lightsailing
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