Tag: singing silly sea shanties ( craic )

Tonight’s top quotes by Local Lizardman, Holmes:

  1. I keep ripping my skin off and putting it in my pocket cause I don’t want to stand up

  2. I think I just peed out an entire pot of coffee
  3. Roses are red / violets are blue / I don’t know poetry / how about you?
  4. I butchered it 
  5. It does NOT stay mainly in the plains! / I KNOW ONLY THE SHAME OF THAT SOURCE

  6. honestly people who get their panties in a twist over the producers are too puritan to be my friend

  7. The Labyrinth: Nonsensical Nightmare Fuel Starring Jareth’s Bulge!
    Costars: A Sparkly Dress! Horrors that will never end! Decapitated furbies! And David Bowie!

  8. THAT PROJECTS PAST ALL THE SETH ROGANING EVER

  9. I really do like reorganizing  –  its a good squirrel job
  10. *wheezes* *makes strange broken BRKAWX sound* I AM CHANNELING CHARLES VANE.

“You know, the idiom he knew it like the palm of his hand always confused me as a child – there’s so many lines in one’s palm to memorize. As I grew older, however, it occured to me that perhaps the intention of that particular phrase was a more intimate one all along.”

@intolerablexsacrifice look at this rare footage I found of Gates & Flint!

He is pleased Flint actually knows how to impress him but not so pleased he never utilizes the correct methods despite knowing them. Also, please appreciate the fact I managed to find an actual bear hugging a fucking ginger beardie boy.