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DO NOT REBLOG THIS. Please reblog from the sources.Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters
- “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
- “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
- “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
- “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
- “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
- “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
- “Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
- “You look really cute in that sweater.”
- “Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
- “No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
- “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
- “You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
- “God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
- “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
- “Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
- “First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
- “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
- “Could you hold my hand?”
- “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
- “I really love holding you, darling.”
- “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
- “Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
- “Your lips are really warm.”
- “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
- “No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
- “My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
- “Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
- “Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
- “You don’t need to leave so soon.”
- “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
- “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
- “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
- “You make me so happy.”
- “Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”
- “You made these cupcakes for me?”
- “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
- “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
- “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
- “You make me feel so damn gushy.”
- “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
- “Would you mind if I kissed you?”
- “Are you sugar personified or something?”
- “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
- “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
- “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
- “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
- “Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
- “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
- “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”
Angry Sexual Tension
- “If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
- “Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
- “It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
- “What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
- “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
- “You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
- “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
- “Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
- “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
- “Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
- “You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
- “Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
- “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
- “If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
- “Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
- “I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
- “Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
- “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”
Slightly NSFW
- “kiss me… there again —”
- “mm… please… i love it when you do that…”
- “i love the way you touch me…”
- “come closer; i want to feel you”
- “your hips feel so good in my hands”
- “a–ah… that – tickles…”
- “you are already turned on ?”
- “i can’t wait until we’re alone…”
- “is it alright if i touch you here?”
Slightly More NSFW
- “can i take it in?”
- “i am going to put it in now…”
- “please… i need you”
- “i’m dying to feel you inside me…”
- “mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”
- “you look gorgeous…”
- “you look so hot like this”
- “i love the way you blow me…”
- “i’ll go slow for now”
- “faster, please…”
- “m–more…
- “wanna… sit on my lap?”
- “bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”
- “god… you look so delicious standing like this…”
- “mm… i love the way your mouth feels around me”
Dirty Talk
- “If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
- “What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
- “It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
- “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
- “I need to feel you inside me.”
- “Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
- “Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
- “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
- “When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
- “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
- “I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
- “I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
- “I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
- “I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
- “We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
- “You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
- “Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
- “If you play your cards right, you’ve got some fun coming your way.”
- “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
- “Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
- “I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
- “It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
NSFW Bondage Starters
- “I’d just love to tie you up.”
- “Stop making noises, or I’ll have to gag you.”
- “You look so pretty all tied up.”
- “L-let me go…I want to touch you..”
- “We’ll start with your wrists.”
- “You look like you’re ready for your favorite toy.”
- “Does it hurt?”
- “I didn’t know you liked this stuff…it’s hot.”
- “*shiver* you’re such a tease..”
- “So I won’t be able to see/hear/taste/smell?”
- “Why do you have all these restraints in your closet?”
- “Arrest me, officer.”
- “I think I tied this wrong..”
- “Have you had enough?”
- “You can do anything you want to me.”
- “Just your wrists. If you don’t like it, we can stop.”
- “Th-that–it feels good-”
- “I prefer chains/rope/silk/handcuffs/etc.”
- “It feels like I’ve been kidnapped by a god/dess.”
- “P-please–”
- “If you want me to give in, you’ll have to make me.”
- “I can’t see your beautiful body with this over my eyes..”
- “Can you hear me?”
- “You’ll be able to feel it better when I spank/tickle/flog/pinch/etc. you.”
- “Put this on.”
- “Let’s pick a safe word.”